Donna had the personality of raw, unsalted pasta. To say that she was bland, unappealing, and completely far from being impactful, would be the understatement of the century. She’d been that accidental baby that neither parent wanted, and she’d grown up with the feeling of being unloved her whole life.
Her mommy issues ran deeper than the hatred a certain pair of adjacent nations felt towards each other.
Her daddy issues ran deeper than the Mariana Trench.
She wasn’t great to look at either. And she didn’t have brains, they said. Nor did she have a spine, apparently, because everyone she tried to talk to would ask her to grow one. Donna, for the life of her, with her rather limited IQ and her simple heart, never understood how one was supposed to grow a spine at the ripe age of twenty nine.
She was also color-blind and didn’t qualify for a ton of jobs, so she worked as a book-binder instead.
Donna would sit at home, by the window, look out at the trees that everyone said were green, and tell herself that things would be okay someday. And as each day passed, and as each time a prospective groom came home, ate her parents’ food and rejected her in front of her worried parents, Donna started losing hope. At this point, her parents were growing old, and wrinkly and everyone that came home would always talk about Donna’s unmarried status. And as Donna approached thirty on the last day of the warmest summer in history, she thought that it would be a great idea to soak in the bathtub for the last time before the clock struck midnight.
Donna filled the bath with ice cubes and heard voices.
Grow a pair.
Grow a spine.
You’re such a waste of skin.
You should be dead.
You should never have been born.
Nobody wants a girl child, anyway.
She looked at the shower curtain and thought to herself that it was about time she did something worthwhile.
The last thing she felt was the press of the defibrillator on her chest as Donna finally faded away. The last voice she heard said something she wanted to hear since the time she’d developed a conscience, even though she had dung for brains and an IQ of less than ten.
She’s flatlined, they said.
A few hours later, a young man received a new kidney.
A few more hours later, someone else received a liver transplant.
In death, she wasn’t so useless and far from being impactful, after all.