Can We Chill With The Competition?

Can We Chill With The Competition?

What’s wrong with people? I mean seriously? Kris Jenner is single handedly causing population explosion, and with a million kids and a billion grandkids to boot, the crazy seems to be overflowing.

It’s not just them, though. It’s the whole planet.

Once upon a happier time, competition meant two little kids battling it out on opposing debate teams. But now? It’s something unhealthy, twisted, heck, it’s evil.

Between making frenzied google searches for things like “how to make someone love you back” and “how to tell if someone’s no longer into you” and “latest trends 2018”, I chanced upon this: nipple injections. Fillers, or whatever the crap. And I’m not kidding people, this is an actual Allure magazine article.

…competing against Kendall Jenner’s nipples. Now I’ve seen everything. Really. 2018 is the year of the bat-shit crazy and it’s here to stay. Sigh. I miss the times when we were all actually happy. Millennials aren’t happy, people. We always want something else. We crave, we crave, we compete unnecessarily and we give ourselves enough aneurysms to keep the rest of the doctors happy.

Between DMs that go something like this

to women treating their boyfriends like pieces of vintage Louis Vuitton luggage, I’m so done. All I want right now, is for me to be able to dump everything and just get away to a cosy little place with no people and no cell phone reception.

Can we please do that? Thanks.

Nipple fillers. God!

16 thoughts on “Can We Chill With The Competition?

  1. Reading this, I couldn’t help but think how this matches with a talk I heard yesterday, explaining nostalgia can be destructive. See, the past wasn’t perfect, people were unhappy too then. Granted for not the way we are today, but still, I think it’s a bit not fair to today to forget all of yesterday’s imperfections. Maybe you’d rather have past’s problems than today’s, and that’s totally fine. But pitting today vs yesterday can be destructive for your mental health, and nobody wants that.
    That thing apart, I really like the way you wrote this. It felt like a friend standing in front of me and ranting about something. I gotta take tips from you.

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    1. Oh my. Thanks so much, Tanushka!
      Having said that, do you even support this dumb trend and fad situation? It’s crazy!

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